8
out of 10 American homes
eat
meals while watching TV.
The
days of sharing our adventures at recess,
tales
from the office,
or our latest doctor’s appointment
are
like episodes from a 1950s sitcom,
polite,
black-and-white, and buttoned-down.
But
here at the pub
is
the home in reverse.
TVs
surround me on the ceiling, on the walls, at the bar.
TV sound is only on in the bathroom.I can't even pee without Donald Trump yelling at me.
But in the bar we fight a muted war on ISIS,
Isaiah Thomas' latest 4th quarter jump shot
falls silently through the net before open-mouthed fans,
falls silently through the net before open-mouthed fans,
and flies buzz soundlessly around a refugee's face.
All silenced in favor of pub cacophony –
All silenced in favor of pub cacophony –
that
great brew of businessmen tired from endless meetings,
hitting
on the young, equally tired waitress,
housewives
grateful for a break from Elmo
and
retirees between doctors appointments and the golf course,
all
accented by pictures of news-anchors,
diving
outfielders, and men gesticulating in front of large maps,
like
a schizophrenic silent movie
playing side by side with the plot of our real lives.
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